sick as a dog

So I have not been feeling well but managed to drag my ass to the grocery store

where I saw these




2.99 for blueberries I thought surely that is a good price, then the sign above them said on sale for 1.99 truly a fantastic bargain and source of anti oxidants to fight off whatever I have....

however what did I in fact PAY for this lovely pint of fruit... 4.99....they better be a god damn miracle cure....